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Movie Reviews by Todd Wofford— Funny, informative movie reviews

Nov 2021

Thirteen Ghosts (2001)::rating::2::rating::2::rating::2

You know you're in trouble when a movie's stylized title (Thir13en Ghosts) hurts your brain to process. Most of what follows is cacophonous and incoherent to the point of…

Oct 2021

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Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2021)::rating::3

Yes, Escape Room: Tournament of Champions is dumber than a box of sheetrock screws. And yes, it's pretty much the reheated leftovers of the first Escape Room. Yet,…

Sep 2021

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Candyman (2021)::rating::3

Candyman provokes an intriguing question: Is a gory slasher flick the appropriate vessel for important socio-cultural commentary? I grappled with the answer for much of the movie's runtime,…

Jun 2021

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The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021)::rating::2.5

Are they serious? I mean, they can’t really think that somebody did murder at the behest of a hell-forged demon. Or…can they?

Mar 2021

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La Llorona (2020)::rating::3.5

Writer-director Jayro Bustamante’s newest film merges that infamous piece of folklore with the saga of a disgraced dictator, thus mingling supernatural horror with elements of real-life atrocities.

Oct 2019

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Cinemavino — Episode 50: Squad Goals::rating::0

For this week’s Cinemavino, we watch Monster Squad! Sean Jordan, an expert on horror movies, stops by to share his insights.

Jul 2019

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Midsommar (2019)::rating::3

I found the story to be both intensely-compelling and yet emotionally-wearying at the same time.

Jul 2019

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Annabelle Comes Home (2019)::rating::3

Good horror films should rattle your cage, and this one does a pretty good job of that.

Jun 2019

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Child’s Play (2019)::rating::3.5

Child’s Play has its share of genuine scares, but its best moments flaunt a cheerfully wicked sense of humor. This is cinematic junk food at its absolute finest.

Jun 2019

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Brightburn (2019)::rating::2.5

Brightburn has some sturdy performances and a few scares, but mostly this is a paper airplane that spends 90 minutes flittering slowly to the ground.

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