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The Misfits (2021)

It only took 125 years of moviemaking, but The Misfits has finally given us the cinematic equivalent of a wet willie. That might sound a smidge dramatic, but after 94 miserable minutes of this sweaty, obnoxious action bonanza, I wanted to scrub out both my ears with soap.

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Vanquish (2021)

Vanquish looks like it was funded with somebody’s allowance money. And if that were the case, if a bunch of plucky ragamuffins actually cobbled their lunch money to make this movie, I’d slap two more stars on this review. Alas, nope.

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The Wrong Missy (2020)

The Wrong Missy is a disastrous movie. It’s criminally unfunny and decidedly not romantic. I didn’t want Tim and Missy to get together.

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The Tax Collector (2020)

“Angels and minsters of grace, defend us.” Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy, Star Trek IV: The…

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Artemis Fowl (2020)

It was like watching Wile E. Coyote climb into one of his homemade catapults, where feelings of disaster and dread are just part of the experience.

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Bloodshot (2020)

The good news is that babbling drunk is really the only way to survive the rest of the movie.  If you still wish to proceed, then grab a fifth of Mezcal and consider yourselves warned.

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Cats (2019)

I’ll just go ahead and join the cat-cophony:  The decision to slather Cats in creepy CGI hobbles it right out of the gate.

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Saving Christmas (2014)

 I’ve seen it twice now, and the second swirl and sniff really opens the bouquet of just how pungent this monsterpiece really is.  

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Jexi (2019)

Jexi had potential, buried underneath all the layers of badness.

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Anna (2019)

For all its flaws, I will give it this:  Anna boasts the rare distinction of being bloody and boring at the same time.

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