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Jan 2023

Triangle of Sadness (2022)::rating::3.5::rating::3.5::rating::3.5

M uch like this year’s The Menu, Triangle of Sadness takes aim at the pinkies-out dilettantes who punish the world with their platinum-coated sense of entitlement. Despite this similarity, the two films…

Dec 2022

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Ticket to Paradise (2022)::rating::2

I f they handed out a generic award for Best-Looking Movie of 2022, Ticket to Paradise would be on the noms list. As a squabbling, middle-aged couple, George Clooney and Julia Roberts…

Dec 2022

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Black Adam (2022)::rating::2.5

B lack Adam plays like a cinematic paradox. It delivers visual spectacle that's ambitious and expensive, but at the service of lazy, uneven storytelling. As the title character, Dwayne Johnson shows…

Oct 2022

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Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris (2022)::rating::4

I f you can watch this movie and not be at least a little ensorcelled by it, I'll wager you're too preoccupied with stealing Christmas presents from Whoville. Mrs. Harris…

Oct 2022

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Bullet Train (2022)::rating::2.5

B ullet Train takes the squib-splattering mayhem of Quentin Tarantino and mashes it up with the physics of Wile E. Coyote and the soundtrack of an overserved Japanese karaoke bar.…

Sep 2022

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Pinocchio (2022)::rating::2.5

O kay, everyone. Let's get the rant over with: In recent years, Disney has taken one beloved title after another, blown off the dust, and dry-humped each one until more…

Sep 2022

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Beast (2022)::rating::2.5

B east is a B-movie, built on the chassis of a much better and more ambitious production. It's got hunky Idris Elba punching a lion right in the jaw. It's…

Sep 2022

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Three Thousand Years of Longing (2022)::rating::4

I'll tell you right out--I'm a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk." Sydney Greenstreet in The Maltese Falcon T hat quote popped in my head during Three Thousand…

Aug 2022

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The Bad Guys (2022)::rating::3.5

T he Bad Guys continues a long movie tradition of flipping career villains into reluctant heroes. Based on the kid's book series by Aaron Blabey, this cute little animated story…

Aug 2022

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Elvis (2022)::rating::3

E lvis Presley occupies such massive and precious real estate in pop culture mythology, you could build several movies from his life and still not cover all the surface area.…

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