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Movie Reviews by Todd Wofford— Funny, informative movie reviews

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Mar 2019

Holmes & Watson (2018)::rating::0::rating::0::rating::0

H olmes & Watson isn't so much a movie as a monsoon of limp, slimy jokes that plop to the ground like that storm of toads in Magnolia. The actors fidget…

Mar 2019

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Camp Death III in 2D (2018)::rating::1.5

C amp Death III in 2D! clumps every moldering horror cliché into one cinematic spitwad and chucks it at the screen. For 80 minutes, it slowly slimes downward, leaving a…

Mar 2019

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A Madea Family Funeral (2019)::rating::1.5

A Madea Family Funeral filled me with a sense of grief. Not because it takes 100 minutes of my life and sends it clunking and sputtering down a garbage disposal, although…

Feb 2019

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Serenity (2019)::rating::0.5

I walked into Serenity with only the knowledge I could glean from the movie's poster. Somehow, I walked out of the theater with even less knowledge. Not only about the…

Oct 2018

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Batman and Robin (1997)::rating::0.5

A s I suffered through the wretchedness of rewatching Batman and Robin, a visual metaphor popped in my head: The grainy footage of man's first failed attempts at flight. You've…

Oct 2018

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Saving Christmas (2014)::rating::0

"Y ou can't understand someone until you've seen the world through their eyes," Kirk Cameron tells us during Saving Christmas's mawkish opening narration. If nothing else, this film offers a…

Sep 2018

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Cannonball Run II (1984)::rating::0

The most disturbing thing about this movie resides in the fact that somebody somewhere thought it was a good idea to make it. I picture a mulleted movie executive in…

Sep 2018

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From Justin to Kelly (2003)::rating::0.5

I’m a firm believer that few things in life can be all bad. Most movies have at least a little something to redeem them. My notes for From Justin to…

Sep 2018

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Terror in Beverly Hills (1989)::rating::0

No sense in dancing around it: This movie sucks deep-fried donkeys. The cinematography makes the Zapruder film look like Trip to Bountiful. The monotonic soundtrack conjures the image of a…

Aug 2018

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Plan 9 From Outer Space::rating::0

Plan 9 occupies such rarified air atop the summit of bad cinema that to analyze it represents an intimidating prospect. It is, in fact, an anomalous presence in movie history—a richly…

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