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Peter Rabbit 2 (2021)::rating::3.5
For this review, I've set the lofty goal of sailing through it without a single rabbit-related pun. It won't be easy, but I like to reach for the stars. Anyway...I don't know what the ceiling is for a comedy centered on the shenanigans of anthropomorphic bunnies, but Peter Rabbit 2 and its predecessor manage to…
Ghostbusters II::rating::0
For this week’s Cinemavino, we’re turning back to a classic 80s sequel:  Ghostbusters II.  I remember loving this movie as a nerdy kid.  It had dudes with nuclear ray guns fighting goblins and controlling the Statue of Liberty with a Nintendo controller–I mean, how could you not? Unfortunately, like so many things for that era–I’m looking right at…
Hellboy II: The Golden Army::rating::0
Welcome to another fine episode of Cinemavino!  This week continues our summer series, looking at overlooked blockbuster sequels.  Hellboy II: The Golden Army is a great movie, let alone sequel.  Guillermo Del Toro knocks it out of the park with imaginative writing, spot-on casting, and special effects that haven’t aged a day in thirteen years.  …
Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021)::rating::2.5
Space Jam: A New Legacy is actually the same legacy, just grafted onto a different superstar and sharpened with better CGI.  Beyond that, something downright weird is going on in this film:  Jam Deux seems to be a cinematic manifestation of Warner Bros. massive inferiority complex.  It's not enough that they remind us they're the company that…