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Vanquish (2021)

Vanquish looks like it was funded with somebody’s allowance money. And if that were the case, if a bunch of plucky ragamuffins actually cobbled their lunch money to make this movie, I’d slap two more stars on this review. Alas, nope.

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Holmes & Watson (2018)

Holmes & Watson isn’t so much a movie as a monsoon of limp, slimy jokes…

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Night School (2018)

If it had been made in the 80s, Night School could’ve been one of those…

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