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Movie Reviews by Todd Wofford— Funny, informative movie reviews

Sep 2022

Three Thousand Years of Longing (2022)::rating::4::rating::4::rating::4

I'll tell you right out--I'm a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk." Sydney Greenstreet in The Maltese Falcon T hat quote popped in my head during Three Thousand…

Jun 2022

The Archive The Podcast

The Princess Bride (1987)::rating::5

L ong ago, The Princess Bride was borne as a loving spoof of beloved fantasy tales, but somewhere along its three-plus decades, a wonderful thing happened. Viewers latched onto its gentle…

Jun 2022

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The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022)::rating::4

A movie like The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent runs the considerable risk of sinking under the unbearable weight of its own pretensions. After all, the film's very premise…

Mar 2022

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The Adam Project (2022)::rating::3

M odern filmmakers borrow so much from Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, and Robert Zemeckis, I'm beginning to wonder if they've worked out some kinda payment plan for the royalties. Either…

Feb 2022

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Encanto (2021)::rating::4.5

A s a parent to a toddler, I can now assess the landscape of children's movies with a much higher degree of confidence. My verdict: From a story standpoint, most…

Feb 2022

Podcast The Archive

City of Angels (1998)::rating::2.5

C ity of Angels is one of the strangest romantic films to emerge from the 90s. As a date movie, it's ponderous and wild-eyed to the point of being deliriously goofy.…

Aug 2021

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Reminiscence (2021)::rating::2.5

Joy also delivers some truly remarkable visuals that pop up like small pockets of self-contained brilliance. At the same time, Reminiscence is one of those confounding movies that will only make you…

Oct 2019

The Drink Menu The Podcast

Cinemavino — Episode 50: Squad Goals::rating::0

For this week’s Cinemavino, we watch Monster Squad! Sean Jordan, an expert on horror movies, stops by to share his insights.

Oct 2019

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Jexi (2019)::rating::0.5

Jexi had potential, buried underneath all the layers of badness.

Apr 2019

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Hellboy (2019)::rating::2

In musical parlance, this Hellboy reboot borrows the power chords of its predecessors without understanding the melody that made them special in the first place

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