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Movie Reviews by Todd Wofford— Funny, informative movie reviews

Apr 2022

Morbius (2022)::rating::1::rating::1::rating::1

M orbius achieves a rare double feat: Over the course of its punishing 104 minutes, Daniel Espinosa's middling, piddling vampire epic manages to be glum, but without any dramatic heft. At…

Mar 2022

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Deep Water (2022)::rating::2

T wo completely different movies live within the soul of Deep Water, and both of them are bad: On the one level, director Adrian Lyne (Fatal Attraction, Indecent Proposal) delivers a humid,…

Feb 2022

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Infinite (2022)::rating::1

As is, Infinite is just loud, talky, and boring. Just like its titular logo, this movie seems to never end.

Jan 2022

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Thunder Force (2021)::rating::0.5

I can't say when it happened, but at some point during Thunder Force, my soul left my body. To be clear, we aren't talking about some transcendent spiritual experience. No,…

Aug 2021

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Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves (1997)::rating::1.5

By 1997, Rick Moranis was at a crossroads in his life. His wife, Ann Belsky, had passed away in 1991, thus making Moranis a young widower with two kids at…

Nov 2019

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Playing with Fire (2019)::rating::1.5

If movie clichés were flammable, Playing with Fire would go up in a four-alarm blaze. Just about any trope you can imagine gets chucked into the burn pit: You want a chiseled…

Oct 2019

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Jexi (2019)::rating::0.5

Jexi had potential, buried underneath all the layers of badness.

Oct 2019

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Anna (2019)::rating::1.5

For all its flaws, I will give it this: Anna boasts the rare distinction of being bloody and boring at the same time.

Sep 2019

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Cinemavino — Episode 45: Those About to Rock::rating::0

This week, we screen an over-the-top 90s classic, The Rock. We got cornball one-liners, frantic Michael Bay direction, and a wacky chase through the streets of San Francisco.

Sep 2019

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