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Movie Reviews by Todd Wofford— Funny, informative movie reviews

Nov 2022

Fright Night (2011)::rating::3::rating::3::rating::3

A s a standalone film, this Fright Night is perfectly acceptable. It's good-looking, well-cast, and delivers an adequate amount of fright for one night. Unfortunately, there's no getting around the fact this is…

Sep 2022

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Pinocchio (2022)::rating::2.5

O kay, everyone. Let's get the rant over with: In recent years, Disney has taken one beloved title after another, blown off the dust, and dry-humped each one until more…

Jul 2022

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Father of the Bride (2022)::rating::2.5

T his Father of the Bride suffers from the same disease that afflicted the previous two versions: We'll call it the First World Grumpies. That means we spend most of this movie…

May 2019

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The Hustle (2019)::rating::1.5

The Hustle offers a few light chuckles and maybe even some glimmers of genuine cuteness, but mostly this is the cinematic equivalent of being draped in a cold, wet beach…

Apr 2019

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Pet Sematary (2019)::rating::2.5

Pet Sematary continues the proud Stephen King tradition of transforming the idyllic Maine countryside into a hollow Transylvanian soundstage of smoke machines and howling wolves.

Apr 2019

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Gloria Bell (2019)::rating::3.5

Gloria Bell doesn’t feel so much like a straightforward narrative as it does a tattered patchwork.

Dec 2018

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Robin Hood (2018)::rating::2

"F orget everything you've seen." The awkward narration that opens Robin Hood asks a tall order of its audience: Cast out your memories of Errol Flynn's buckling of swash, Disney's cute,…

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