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Nov 2020

After We Collided (2020)::rating::0.5::rating::0.5::rating::0.5

After We Collided, the dippy sequel to 2019’s After, effectively doubles down on everything that made its predecessor a mind-boggling, diaper-filling assault on the senses.

Nov 2020

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Proxima (2020)::rating::3

Despite its premise, Proxima is a quiet film. People expecting big Apollo 13 moments will be disappointed.

Nov 2020

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Cinemavino — Season 2, Episode 9: Sneakers::rating::0

For this week’s Cinemavino, we veer away from horror movies to check out a 90’s cult classic: Robert Redford’s hacker extravaganza Sneakers.

Oct 2020

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Cinemavino — Season 2, Episode 5: The Revenge of Mike Myers::rating::0

Welcome to another fine episode of Cinemavino! For this week’s episode, we take a look at the cult horror film Halloween III: Season of the Witch.

Sep 2020

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Cinemavino — Season 2, Episode 1: The Tyler King::rating::0

After a long corona-hiatus, the Cinemavino gang returns to talk about what we’ve been watching lo these many moons. Thankfully, we quickly fall right back into our standard gibberish.

Aug 2020

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[su_dropcap size="5"]S[/su_dropcap]putnik will feel familiar to anybody who's even casually acquainted with the works of John Carpenter, Ridley Scott, George Romero and many others. What's truly impressive is how the…

Jun 2020

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Glory (1989)::rating::5

No movie has ever captured the awkward, undulating terror of a pitched Civil War battle with the precision this one does

Jun 2020

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The King of Staten Island (2020)::rating::3.5

The movie takes Pete Davidson and moves him into an alternate reality, one where a tragedy has rendered him physically and spiritually inert.

Apr 2020

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Downhill (2020)::rating::3

[su_dropcap size="5"]D[/su_dropcap]ownhill features so many repellant characters, it's difficult to pin down the one I hate the most: Billie (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) shrieks through her scenes like a hen-pecking shrew, devoid of…

Dec 2019

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6 Underground (2019)::rating::1.5

6 Underground continues the eternal battle, wherein Michael Bay pits sound and fury against mind and spirit. There can be no doubt who will win in the end: After 128 minutes…

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