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Movie Reviews by Todd Wofford— Funny, informative movie reviews

Nov 2021

After We Collided (2020)::rating::0.5::rating::0.5::rating::0.5

*Note: This is a re-upload of a review first published on November 19, 2020. After We Collided the dippy sequel to 2019's After effectively doubles down on…

Nov 2021

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After We Fell (2021)::rating::0.5

After three horrifying After movies, I'll go ahead and say it: Nothing about any of this saga is romantic. If anything, these ugly, miserable, pedantic stories represent an…

Nov 2021

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Finch (2021)::rating::3.5

As we drift through the pandemic doldrums, one thing is becoming increasingly clear to me: Covid-19 has permanently altered us as a movie audience. When we see Finch…

Nov 2021

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Eternals (2021)::rating::3

Compared to the twenty five movies that came before it, Eternals occupies the most distant orbit in Marvel's sprawling cinematic galaxy. We only hear a few references to Thanos…

Nov 2021

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Old (2021)::rating::1.5

It's fitting that M. Night Shyamalan based Old on a graphic novel entitled Sandcastle, as he builds the movie on an intriguing idea, only to spend 108 minutes letting it…

Nov 2021

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Halloween Kills (2021)::rating::2

At the top of this review, I'm gonna need a little clarification: That 2018 Halloween--was it a soft reboot, a hard reset, a decent retread, or a spicy goulash…

Nov 2021

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Thirteen Ghosts (2001)::rating::2

You know you're in trouble when a movie's stylized title (Thir13en Ghosts) hurts your brain to process. Most of what follows is cacophonous and incoherent to the point of…

Oct 2021

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Dune (2021)::rating::3.5

Dune viewers will likely fall into one of two categories: The first are rabid devotees of Frank Herbert's epic novel, who've been frothing for a definitive cinematic adaptation. …

Oct 2021

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Aliens (1986)::rating::4.5

Aliens pulls off a unique feat in cinema history: With this sequel, James Cameron delivers a brawny masterwork that completely reorients the franchise, without distracting from the landmark film…

Oct 2021

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Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2021)::rating::3

Yes, Escape Room: Tournament of Champions is dumber than a box of sheetrock screws. And yes, it's pretty much the reheated leftovers of the first Escape Room. Yet,…

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