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Vanquish (2021)

Vanquish looks like it was funded with somebody's allowance money. And if that were the case, if a bunch of ...
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The Wrong Missy (2020)

In order to review The Wrong Missy, I will first ask you to embark on an adventure of the imagination: ...
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The Tax Collector (2020)

"Angels and minsters of grace, defend us." Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home [su_dropcap size="5"]M[/su_dropcap]y notes ...
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Artemis Fowl (2020)

[su_dropcap size="5"]W[/su_dropcap]hen it comes to finding just the right description, my skills are generally...*flips through thesaurus, mumbles word*: redoubtable.  Yeah, that ...
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Bloodshot (2020)

[su_dropcap size="5"]L[/su_dropcap]et's make a drinking game: Every time you see a movie that Bloodshot rips off, that's one swig of ...
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Cats (2019)

Everybody who's seen a preview for this movie has said it, so I'll just join the cat-cophony:  The decision to ...
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Saving Christmas (2014)

[su_dropcap size="5"]S[/su_dropcap]aving Christmas reminds me of an old Dolly Parton quote:  "Honey, it costs a lotta money to look this ...
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Jexi (2019)

Whenever I flip through my internal thesaurus, alliteration is sometimes inevitable:  Soporific or sophomoric?  Wretched or rancid?  In the case ...
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Anna (2019)

"Get to the embassy. You've been compromised." You know you're in deep trouble when a movie's opening line sounds like ...
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Rambo: Last Blood (2019)

More than anything, the John Rambo character has come to embody the mid-80s zeitgeist: He was a marble-mouthed killing machine, ...
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